$20.00
Meet your new shell-wielding, pizza-gobbling, high-kicking roommate! This 3D-printed Taekwondo turtle isn't just a decoration—it’s a lifestyle upgrade. Standing at an impressive 5 inches (short kings unite!), this sewer-dweller brings martial arts mayhem and cheesy pizza passion to your space. Don't worry, he doesn’t bite… unless you're holding the last slice.